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These are funny warriors conversations I had with my friends. Posted in Spam because it's awfully spammy. XD

SHIPPINGS GONE CRAZY v1

[19:35] N A I T O neko x: Bluestar's pretty cool too.
[19:35] N A I T O neko x: At least, before she went insane.
[19:36] N A I T O neko x: When she went insane I was like "... D: Poor Fireheart"
[19:36] FloofehKitteh: paranoid- there's a difference XD
[19:36] N A I T O neko x: it was insane not paranoid.
[19:36] N A I T O neko x: she stopped believing in absolutely everything she cared about, lashed at others
[19:37] FloofehKitteh: insanity is not really a true psychological term... even though I am guilty of using it. She shows more extreme paranoia and psychotic breakdown due to trauma. :0
[19:37] FloofehKitteh: Insanity is more like... schitzophrenia, anger management, sociopaths, etc.
[19:37] N A I T O neko x: lol
[19:38] N A I T O neko x: well then
[19:38] N A I T O neko x: before she went PSYCHO
[19:38] N A I T O neko x: XD
[19:38] FloofehKitteh: believe me if she was insane she'd be talking to a rock and would be like
[19:38] FloofehKitteh: OAKHEART
[19:38] FloofehKitteh: IS THAT YOU?
[19:38] FloofehKitteh: HOW ARE YOU TODAY
[19:38] FloofehKitteh: I'M WONDERFUL
[19:38] N A I T O neko x: XDDD
[19:38] FloofehKitteh: MY DEPUTY TRIED TO KILL ME
[19:38] N A I T O neko x: MY CLAN
[19:38] N A I T O neko x: SEEMS LIKE FULL OF TRAITORS
[19:38] FloofehKitteh: LUCKILY ONE OF MY AWESOME WARRIORS SAVED ME
[19:38] FloofehKitteh: I ONLY LIKE HIM
[19:38] N A I T O neko x: Fireheart: *poses at this moment*
[19:38] FloofehKitteh: AND YOU
[19:38] N A I T O neko x: ROFL!
[19:38] N A I T O neko x: XD
[19:38] N A I T O neko x: *SHOT*
[19:39] FloofehKitteh: Oakheart: what fresh hell is this?! o___o -stares down from StarClan- guys, we've got a problem
[19:39] FloofehKitteh: Blue/Oak is my favorite pairing
[19:39] FloofehKitteh: ever
[19:39] FloofehKitteh: I love stuff that starts out as love/hate XD
[19:39] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: What, Fireheart is posing like as if for a magazine?
[19:39] N A I T O neko x: (( XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *SHOT* ))
[19:40] N A I T O neko x: ... I had to, I'm sorry.
[19:40] N A I T O neko x: lolololol
[19:40] FloofehKitteh: Oakheart: Yes, it's burning my eyes
Spottedleaf: WAIT, HE IS!? MOVE OVER, LET ME SEE
[19:40] N A I T O neko x: LOL!!!
[19:40] N A I T O neko x: lololol
[19:40] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: HE'S POSING FOR BLUESTAR
[19:40] FloofehKitteh: Crookedstar: I WANT A TURN TOO
StarClan cats: -stare-
[19:40] N A I T O neko x: ROFL!
[19:41] N A I T O neko x: Riverstar: I BET IF A FIRE X BLUE PERSON READ THIS THEY WOULD BE LIKE "F-- YEAH!"
[19:41] N A I T O neko x: *is not a FireBlue fan but is shot anyway*
[19:41] FloofehKitteh: Windstar: THIS IS CANON PROOF -squees-
Oakheart: gtfo!
[19:41] N A I T O neko x: LOLOLOL
[19:42] FloofehKitteh: neikoish.deviantart.com/art/GTFO-133172675 my favorite Blue/Oak picture ever XDDDD
[19:42] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: YES I'M GONNA POST ON THE INTERNETS ABOUT THIS, SORRY SPOTTEDLEAF
[19:43] FloofehKitteh: Spottedleaf: NOOOO
Shadowstar: DID SOMEONE MENTION PR0NZ?!
Heatherstar: Now look what you've done!
[19:43] N A I T O neko x: Owlstar: PR0NZ!? LET ME SEE
[19:43] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: TAKE THIS FIREXSPOTTED FANS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:44] FloofehKitteh: Thunderstar: THIS IS GOING ON 4CHAN! YAAAY! YIFF PARTY
Silverstream: ...this is so wrong. o___o
[19:44] N A I T O neko x: (( this has quickly turned into a chat about Bluestar being insane to FireBlue XD ))
[19:44] FloofehKitteh: ((lmao, I know XDDD)
[19:44] N A I T O neko x: Riverstar: hell yeah 4chan.
[19:44] N A I T O neko x: Spottedleaf: OHGOD *hiss: no fire's MY little boo!*
[19:44] N A I T O neko x: (( XDDDDDDDDDD ))
[19:45] FloofehKitteh: Lionheart: NO. HE'S MINE.
Redtail: w....t...f?
[19:45] N A I T O neko x: Whitestorm: NO, HE'S MINE!
[19:46] N A I T O neko x: Riverstar: WHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE UP IN STARCLAN UNTIL AFTER BLUESTAR'S ALREADY DEAD
[19:46] N A I T O neko x: Whitestorm:
[19:46] N A I T O neko x: (( XDDDDDDDDD ))
[19:46] FloofehKitteh: Whitestorm: LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Graystripe: I SECOND THIS
Silverstream: WHAT?!
[19:46] N A I T O neko x: (( whut Graystripe... ))
[19:47] N A I T O neko x: (( this will totally turn into FireGray I swear... ))
[19:47] N A I T O neko x: (( XDDDD *SHOT* ))
[19:47] FloofehKitteh: ((XDDD FIREBLUE -shot'd- naw, I like BlueOak too much to ever like that pairing))
[19:47] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: WAIT ARE WE ARGUING ON FIREBLUE OR ARE WE ARGUING WHO GETS FIREHEART
[19:47] N A I T O neko x: (( XD! ))
[19:48] N A I T O neko x: Riverstar: FIREHEART'S MINE.
[19:48] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: NO, HE'S NEVER EVEN MET YOU, DAMNIT. besides you come from a different Clan so he's MINE
[19:48] N A I T O neko x: (( XDDD ))
[19:48] N A I T O neko x: (( this is fun. ))
[19:49] FloofehKitteh: Riverstar: THUNDERCLAN CATS HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH RIVERCLAN ONES FOR AGES. SERIOUSLY, WE'VE HAD SO MANY FORBIDDEN ROMANCES THAT I AM SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT NEUTERING AND SPAYING ALL OF THEM
[19:49] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: AGH RIVERSTAR'S A TWOLEG IN DISGUISE!
[19:49] FloofehKitteh: Shadowstar: does that mean no more pr0nz?
[19:50] N A I T O neko x: Windstar: WHAT NO *besidesfire'stotallymine*
[19:50] N A I T O neko x: Windstar: AFTER ALL WINDCLAN IS CLOSE FRIENDS WITH THUNDERCLAN *wink wink nudge nudge*
[19:50] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME!?
[19:52] FloofehKitteh: Windstar: IF I SAID YES? c8 -rapeface-
Shadowstar: -sets up camera-
[19:52] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: AAAAAAAUGHGHGHGHG
[19:52] N A I T O neko x: Fireheart: *down on mortal world* did you hear something Bluestar?
[19:54] FloofehKitteh: Bluestar: the voices in my head :0
Fireheart: ...well... okay then.
[19:55] N A I T O neko x: Tigerstar: *appears out of nowhere* Bluestar, Fireheart, I'm gonna rape you *rapingGraystripeandSilverstreamwasn'tenough*
[19:55] N A I T O neko x: Silverstream: *peers down at mortal world* OH GOD IT'S HIM
[19:55] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: excuse me for not caring but I'm trying not to get raped by Windstar.
[19:56] FloofehKitteh: Shadowstar: brb raping Tigerstar not with prophetic StarClan visions but ones of my hot body
[19:57] N A I T O neko x: (( OMG XDDDDDD ))
[19:57] FloofehKitteh: ((I shouldn't be allowed to crack RP. stuff happens XDDDD)
[19:58] N A I T O neko x: (( but it's fun. I crack RP all the time. :3 ))
[19:58] N A I T O neko x: (( but imo crack RP =/= AU RP which I like to do also ))
[19:58] N A I T O neko x: Tigerstar: WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY
[19:58] N A I T O neko x: Fireheart: That's what she said!
[19:58] N A I T O neko x: Sandstorm: *slaps Fireheart*
[20:08] FloofehKitteh: XDDDDDDD
[20:10] FloofehKitteh: Graystripe: -belches-
Fireheart: Green!
Tigerstar: Red!
Graystripe: Blue!
Bluestar: Orange!
Fireheart: Sandstorm you didn't say a color! You have to make a sex noise now
[20:10] N A I T O neko x: (( XDDDDDDDDD THAT IS SO FUNNY ))
[20:10] FloofehKitteh: (lmao at show choir we play that game all the time on the bus, because most of the guys can burp on command so they do it randomly rofl)
[20:11] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: ... Shadowstar... is it true that you touch yourself at night?
[20:11] N A I T O neko x: (( XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ))
[20:12] N A I T O neko x: (( SHADOWSTAR X SHADOWSTAR ))
[20:12] N A I T O neko x: Whitestorm: I thought you were busy being raped by Windstar
[20:12] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: NO
[20:24] FloofehKitteh: ((LMAO))

DISCONNECTING HISTORIES?

[18:32] N A I T O neko x: you read his history right?
[18:32] FloofehKitteh: Yup :0
[18:33] N A I T O neko x: okay good
[18:33] N A I T O neko x: because I tried to warp it around Oceanstar's
[18:33] N A I T O neko x: since they pretty much had their whole childhood together
[18:33] N A I T O neko x: same Clan
[18:33] N A I T O neko x: soooo
[18:33] N A I T O neko x: and I tried to picture where would he be in all this?
[18:33] FloofehKitteh: yeah. xD I think it's odd when cats of the same ages have completely different histories and they grew up in the clan together
[18:34] N A I T O neko x: XD
[18:34] N A I T O neko x: especially if they're in similar positions
[18:34] N A I T O neko x: like
[18:34] N A I T O neko x: a deputy and leader
[18:34] FloofehKitteh: yeah xD
[18:34] N A I T O neko x: and the deputy says in their bio "THE PREVIOUS LEADER DIED THEN THE CURRENT ONE CAME UP AND THEN HIRED HIM AS DEPUTY FOR UNKNOWN REASONS"
[18:35] FloofehKitteh: XDDDD
[18:35] N A I T O neko x: */Fireheart's story*

SHIPPINGS GONE CRAZY v2

[18:47] N A I T O neko x: guess what. Warriors is like, the biggest place for pairings ever. PAIRING WARS ALL OVER THE PLACE
[18:47] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: WAIT WHAT
[18:48] FloofehKitteh: a lot of my fandoms are xD
[18:48] N A I T O neko x: fans-
[18:48] N A I T O neko x: Bluestar: OH I DON'T KNOW WHO I LOVE I MUST LOVE OAKHEART BUT I MIGHT LOVE FIREHEART OR MAYBE I LOVE TIGERSTAR
[18:49] N A I T O neko x: Tigerstar: WTF
[18:49] FloofehKitteh: Firestar: I'M THE SERIES WHORE
[18:49] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: SORRY I'M ALREADY TAKEN BY SANDSTORM, SPOTTEDLEAF, SOME OTHER REALLY HOT SHE-CATS, AAAAAND GRAYSTRIPE
[18:49] FloofehKitteh: XDDDD
[18:49] FloofehKitteh: YOU FORGOT CINDERPELT
[18:49] FloofehKitteh: >:C
[18:50] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: CINDERPELT? OH SHI-
[18:50] FloofehKitteh: XDDD
[18:50] N A I T O neko x: Cinderpelt: *glomps Firestar*
[18:50] FloofehKitteh: she's my fourth favorite character xD
[18:50] N A I T O neko x: Firestar and Graystripe are the pairing whores.
[18:51] N A I T O neko x: The sad thing is, whores is supposed to be for females. Firestar and Graystripe are both males.
[18:51] N A I T O neko x: Graystripe: I LOVE SILVERSTREAM AND MILLIE (ew) AND A WHOLE BUNCHA OTHER SHE-CATS
[18:51] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: Bitch, please.
[18:51] N A I T O neko x: Graystripe: OH AND FIRESTAR
[18:51] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: Thank you.
[18:52] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: ... Is Windstar around here? *looks around warily*
[18:52] N A I T O neko x: -- CONTINUED FROM SEASON 1
[18:53] N A I T O neko x: Windstar: *glomps Thunderstar* C'MON LET'S HAVE-
[18:53] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: NOOOOOOO!
[18:53] N A I T O neko x: Shadowstar: Windstar, it's my turn to have a make-out session with Thunderstar
[18:55] N A I T O neko x: XD wouldn't it be funny if I put up this conversation (censored a little of course) on Element?
[18:57] FloofehKitteh: (LMAO yes xD)
[18:58] FloofehKitteh: Windstar: I will only let you have him if I can video tape!
[18:58] N A I T O neko x: Shadowstar: Okay!
[18:58] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: Oh god I'm becoming as much of a pairing whore as Firestar
[18:59] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: WAS A DEAD CAT JUST TALKING ABOUT ME!?
[19:08] FloofehKitteh: Spottedleaf: YES. I LOVE YOU.
Bluestar: I LOVE YOU TOO
Cinderpelt: AND ME
Sandstorm: DITTO
Graystripe: <333333333333333333333333
Onestar: MARRY ME
Oakheart: Not this again!
[19:09] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: You're just jealous because Bluestar likes me more than you Oakheart
[19:13] FloofehKitteh: (posted, by the way)
[19:14] FloofehKitteh: Oakheart: STFU >:C

*Note: If you're confused, the whole long chain with Spottedleaf, Bluestar, Cinderpelt, Sandstorm, Graystripe, Onestar, and Oakheart by Shanny is directed at Firestar. XD

SHIPPINGS GONE CRAZY v3

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[20:13] N A I T O neko x: Crookedstar: HEY SHADOWSTAR WINDSTAR LEFT THE FAUCET RUNNING
[20:14] N A I T O neko x: Shadowstar: *too busy making out with a startled Thunderstar*
[20:14] FloofehKitteh: XDDDD
[20:14] N A I T O neko x: Riverstar: We're totally selling these pictures on eBay.
[20:14] N A I T O neko x: Leopardfur: WHAT NO PR0NZ!
[20:15] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: If you want pr0nz just make out with someone and tell someone to video tape you and see what happens
[20:15] N A I T O neko x: Leopardstar: OKEH! *suddenly starts making out with Firestar*
[20:16] N A I T O neko x: Bluestar: WHAT GET YOUR PAWS OFF HIM BITCH!
[20:16] N A I T O neko x: Sandstorm: YEAH 'CAUSE HE'S MINE!
[20:16] N A I T O neko x: Spottedleaf: No he's mine because medicine cat x clan leader = ftw
[20:16] N A I T O neko x: Sandstorm: YOU'RE DEAD DAMNIT
[20:23] FloofehKitteh: Bluestar: AND HE WASN'T EVEN LEADER WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE! I WAS.
Oakheart: ...Spottedleaf x Bluestar... >.> now THAT'S hot
[20:23] N A I T O neko x: Graystripe: Oh yeah, well I was ALWAYS with him ALLLLL the time so he should be /mine/
[20:23] N A I T O neko x: Silverstream: WHADDYOU SAY BITCH!
[20:23] FloofehKitteh: XDDDD
[20:23] N A I T O neko x: Millie: TRAITOR
[20:24] FloofehKitteh: Firestar: NO ONE LIKES YOU ANYWAY. YOU SHOULD'VE PICKED A WARRIOR NAME WHEN I GAVE YOU THE CHANCE.
Millie: AND SUBJECT MYSELF TO THE SHIT YOU COME UP WITH? NO THANKS. SERIOUSLY?! SQUIRRELFLIGHT!?
[20:25] N A I T O neko x: Graystripe: OH COME OFF HIM
[20:25] N A I T O neko x: *all cats are silent*
[20:25] N A I T O neko x: Graystripe: I didn't mean it like that and you know it
[20:25] FloofehKitteh: XDDD
[20:26] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: Besides, everyone knows I top in every situation
[20:26] N A I T O neko x: *all cats are silent again*
[20:26] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: What?
[20:28] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: ... *takes the opportunity of the silence and runs off*
[20:28] N A I T O neko x: Windstar: OH NO YOU DON'T GET BACK HERE BITCH
[20:47] N A I T O neko x: lol

FIRESTAR IS THE WHORE OF PAIRINGS

[21:56] N A I T O neko x: man
[21:56] N A I T O neko x: I REALLY want to RP FireGray now.
[21:56] N A I T O neko x: >:
[21:59] N A I T O neko x: oh you know how we said that Firestar is the whore of pairings?
[22:00] FloofehKitteh: yeah?
[22:00] N A I T O neko x: creepymushroom.deviantart.com/art/Firestar-s-got-a-Harem-121901045
[22:02] FloofehKitteh: XDDDDDDDD
[22:02] N A I T O neko x: ...
[22:03] N A I T O neko x: you're going to laugh more when I say those aren't all of the shippings; they're the only ones that have official names
[22:03] N A I T O neko x: if I had to give each cat a caption...
[22:03] N A I T O neko x: Leafstar: HEY BABEH, WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
[22:04] N A I T O neko x: Echosong: WHO? ME?
[22:04] FloofehKitteh: xDDD
[22:04] N A I T O neko x: Ashfur: WHUT AM I DOING HERE.
[22:04] N A I T O neko x: you can come up with the captions I don't come up with XD
[22:04] N A I T O neko x: Morningflower: Hey, thanks for saving my kits *bats eyelashes three hundred times*
[22:05] N A I T O neko x: Cinderpelt: He's totally head-over-heels for me dude
[22:05] N A I T O neko x: Sandstorm: *rapeface*
[22:05] N A I T O neko x: Bluestar: ORLY NOW?
[22:06] N A I T O neko x: those are the only ones I can come up with, I'm stumped for Onestar, Spottedleaf, Graystripe, and Firestar himself
[22:08] FloofehKitteh: xDDD
[22:19] FloofehKitteh: hey, I'm tired, I'm going to bed
[22:19] FloofehKitteh: night!
[06:30] N A I T O neko x: AHA!
[06:30] N A I T O neko x: YOU'RE BACK.
[06:30] N A I T O neko x: XD
[06:30] FloofehKitteh: yeah, I'm just getting vocab offline though for AP Economics, I'll be able to RP when all my homework is done tonight D|
[06:31] N A I T O neko x: damnit
[06:31] N A I T O neko x: XD
[06:31] N A I T O neko x: ... you know, we should really have a FireGray IM RP sometime.
[06:31] N A I T O neko x: XD
[06:32] FloofehKitteh: shdlkjfafaj I don't RP canons well Dx
[06:32] N A I T O neko x: XD
[06:32] N A I T O neko x: YOU COULD TRY
[06:32] N A I T O neko x: sdjflkdsjflkdsjflsdf
[06:33] N A I T O neko x: "Fire/Gray is so canon; if the Erins added slash to the series it would be the number one shipping." XDDD
[06:33] N A I T O neko x: That was not my comment I swear lol
[06:37] FloofehKitteh: xDDD
[06:39] N A I T O neko x: dude what shipping with Fire do you think is the best
[06:39] N A I T O neko x: just wondering
[06:39] N A I T O neko x: XD
[06:41] N A I T O neko x: "Fire/Gray - IT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED. If slash was canon, it would. Mark my words. They're so close and almost insanely devoted to each other, more so than to their mates. They'd be adorable." Same person XD
[06:42] FloofehKitteh: xDDD
[06:43] FloofehKitteh: I like Fireheart/Spottedleaf just because she's a med cat and it's forbidden, plus she's a lot older than him and I think that's hilarious
[06:43] N A I T O neko x: XDDD
[06:43] N A I T O neko x: You know what pairing I like. ;3
[06:43] N A I T O neko x: And lol this is so funny, mostly the ending though: "I chose SandxFire because, well, it's the most thought out pairng in the series. Others are just crushes, forbidden, too boring, somewhat stalkerish, or too perfect. My second choice would be Cinderpelt, but I'm on "forbidden relationship overdose" right now. Everyone else is just, ugh.


Except Graystripe. xD"
[06:45] N A I T O neko x: haha I swear
[06:45] N A I T O neko x: these people are awesome.
[06:45] N A I T O neko x: XD
[06:46] N A I T O neko x: Even though I'm not very fond of the vast majority of "OMG WHAT FIREXSAND PWNS DSJFKSDFJSLDKFJSDJFLSD" (because it doesn't >_<") LOLOLOLOL I love how all of 'em are like
[06:46] N A I T O neko x: "FIREGRAY IS STILL KINDA AWESOME THOUGH. 83"
[06:46] N A I T O neko x: XD
[06:47] FloofehKitteh: Fire/Sand was good up until the later series
[06:47] N A I T O neko x: It was OKAY
[06:47] N A I T O neko x: up until the later series.
[06:47] N A I T O neko x: to me.
[06:47] FloofehKitteh: because I like love/hate relationships a lot
[06:47] N A I T O neko x: D:
[06:48] N A I T O neko x: I never really liked it too much
[06:48] FloofehKitteh: oh, see, I really liked it, but then it became nonexistant xD
[06:48] N A I T O neko x: I would probably like OakBlue but I don't like FireSand much...
[06:48] FloofehKitteh: Oakblue is my favorite xDDD
[06:48] N A I T O neko x: FireSand bugs me.
[06:48] FloofehKitteh: gah, I'll bbl, my mom's making me get off jsdkfhjsdkfhasjkldhfkjshdfka
[06:48] N A I T O neko x: mostly because Firestar's like really sweet
[06:48] N A I T O neko x: and Sand's like BOOM

*Note: To get some of the joke, you should probably actually look at the picture that is linked there.

SHIPPINGS GONE CRAZY v4[/color]

[18:20] N A I T O neko x: LET'S CONTINUE THE SHIPPING SAGA
[18:20] N A I T O neko x: IT'S FUN
[18:20] FloofehKitteh: okay!
[18:20] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: You know what guys, I have a confession to make
[18:21] FloofehKitteh: Windstar: Yeah? Is it about that stash of kit pr0nz you have?
Thunderstar: I own no such... things >.>
[18:21] N A I T O neko x: (( XDDDD ))
[18:21] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: No, my confession is
[18:21] N A I T O neko x: Riverstar: No don't tell me, you like Bluestar
[18:21] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: NO DAMNIT my confession is that I think Windstar is a creepy stalker
[18:22] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: Well /I/ like Bluestar
[18:22] FloofehKitteh: Oakheart: >:C
[18:22] N A I T O neko x: Shadowstar: OKAY JUST HOW THE HELL DOES HE EVEN GET UP HERE
[18:23] N A I T O neko x: Riverstar: ... I think he likes you Oakheart
[18:23] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: WHAT~!
[18:24] N A I T O neko x: Graystripe: brb, trying to find the beer
[18:25] FloofehKitteh: Cinderheart/pelt: BEER?! WHERE?!
[18:26] FloofehKitteh: Shadowstar: Okay, how did SHE get up here?! Isn't she supposed to be reincarnated!?
Cinderheart: I'M MAGICAL. LIKE FIRESTAR
Firestar: OMG A RED MOUSE. -begins chasing tail-
Oakheart: Really magical alright.
[18:28] N A I T O neko x: Spottedleaf: Well /I/ think Firestar is magical
[18:28] N A I T O neko x: Dustpelt: No one cares what you think because you only lived for like, two books
[18:29] FloofehKitteh: Sandstorm: and SOMEHOW there was a romantic relationship between you two despite it being barely hinted, if even at all.
[18:29] N A I T O neko x: Spottedleaf: You know you're just jealous because I'm so special to him that I show up in his dreams, bitch.
[18:30] N A I T O neko x: (( you know I've realized Firestar and Oakheart have a rivalry in this RP yet I think Firestar is secretly a closet Oakheart fan ))
[18:31] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: *says in really gay voice* HERE'S YOUR BEER, GRAYSTRIPE! *gives him beer, then turns to Cinderpelt/heart and says in really manly voice* HERE'S YOUR BEER, CINDERHEART. *gives her beer*
[18:37] FloofehKitteh: ((he is a closet Oakheart fan! and posted. a failpost, but a post nonetheless)
[18:38] N A I T O neko x: (lol)
[18:40] N A I T O neko x: Graystripe: YAY BEER *drinks beer in one gulp* AWW NO MORE?
[18:40] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: ... Windstar is gonna rape me
[18:41] FloofehKitteh: Windstar: c8 -rapeface-
[18:42] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: I WILL SAVE YOU! I'M A HERO! *trips over a bug*
[18:44] N A I T O neko x: Graystripe: *claps monotonously*
[18:44] N A I T O neko x: Tigerstar: *suddenly bursts in out of nowhere* HEY YOU GUYS JOIN ME. WHO LOVES ME IN DA HOUSE?
[18:44] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: Everyone loves me damnit
[18:44] N A I T O neko x: Tigerstar: YOU WANNA BET?

*Note: All of these conversations were with Shanny. That's the only reason why I am posting only them by themselves. I will be posting more conversations with other people next.

Shanny = FloofehKitteh
Firepaw = N A I T O neko x

Didn't censor anything, so if you look at some of the jokes and think they are too mature, sorries. D:[/color][/blockquote][/blockquote]

[F I R E *]

[08:58] N A I T O neko x: Also
[08:58] N A I T O neko x: Smally/Blacky
[08:58] N A I T O neko x: wanted to talk to you on behalf of Ravenpaw
[08:58] FloofehKitteh: since Redtail is dead does this mean I get to pick whomever for deputy? XD
[08:58] N A I T O neko x: To change a little bit of plot and stuff, she wants Ravenpaw
[08:58] N A I T O neko x: to be apprentice to Mousefur
[08:58] FloofehKitteh: Bluestar: YOU. NEW KID.
Firepaw: WTF?
[08:59] N A I T O neko x: transferred to Mousefur
[08:59] N A I T O neko x: from
[08:59] N A I T O neko x: Tigerclaw
[08:59] N A I T O neko x: and LOL
[08:59] FloofehKitteh: okies. :0
[08:59] N A I T O neko x: Bluestar: YOU. NEW KID. BE MY DEPUTY.
[08:59] FloofehKitteh: XDDD
[08:59] N A I T O neko x: Firepaw: But I'm only like, six moons old! D:
[08:59] FloofehKitteh: Bluestar: DOESN'T MATTER, I WENT INTO BATTLE TWO DAYS AFTER BEING MADE AN APPRENTICE. >:C
[09:00] N A I T O neko x: Firepaw: THAT'S UNFAIR. YOU CAN'T TELL ME TO ACCEPT THAT RESPONSIBILITY! BESIDES I NEED AN APPRENTICE FIRST.
[09:00] N A I T O neko x: Bluestar: All right here you go *nudges Graypaw*
[09:00] N A I T O neko x: Firepaw:
[09:00] FloofehKitteh: ROFL
[09:00] N A I T O neko x: Firepaw: HE'S LIONHEART'S APPRENTICE
[09:00] FloofehKitteh: should Bluestar mentor Firepaw off the bat? xD
[09:01] N A I T O neko x: Bluestar: I don't know why you're so opposed to it, I thought you liked him
[09:01] FloofehKitteh: or give him to Tigerclaw? ~plotness~
[09:01] N A I T O neko x: *audience is silent*
[09:01] FloofehKitteh: LMAO
[09:01] N A I T O neko x: Random Cat in Background: GAY KITTENS!
[09:01] N A I T O neko x: (( that's an inside joke between my friends from Felidae Fighters... remember? GAY KITTENS! ))
[09:01] N A I T O neko x: (( XDDD ))
[09:01] FloofehKitteh: Bluestar: QUIET LONGTAIL, WE KNOW YOU ENJOY THAT STUFF
[09:01] FloofehKitteh: xDDD yessss
[09:02] N A I T O neko x: Longtail: PR0NZ? Oh, no, I have no such interest
[09:02] FloofehKitteh: Tigerclaw: Yes, you do. You AND Darkstripe.
[09:02] N A I T O neko x: Firepaw: I AM SIX. MOONS. OLD.
[09:02] N A I T O neko x: Longtail: Gay kitten pr0nz!
[09:02] FloofehKitteh: XDDD
[09:03] FloofehKitteh: but lmao who IS my deputy?
[09:03] N A I T O neko x: Graypaw: WHERE IS THE BEER!?
[09:03] FloofehKitteh: Lionheart, or do I get to pick? rofl.
[09:03] N A I T O neko x: (( You get to pick but I would recommend just Lionheart for now. ))
[09:03] FloofehKitteh: okay. C:
[09:03] N A I T O neko x: Firepaw: Graypaw, you're six moons old
[09:03] N A I T O neko x: Bluestar: You sure do like to point out ages a lot
[09:03] FloofehKitteh: it'd be Lionheart anyway... or Whitestorm.
[09:04] FloofehKitteh: oh, and Rosetail isn't dead yet, right?
[09:04] N A I T O neko x: (( um who's Rosetail? XD I forgot ))
[09:04] FloofehKitteh: In Into the Wild, there's a raid or something and Bluestar is like SHADOWCLAN KILLED BRAVE ROSETAIL or something?
[09:05] FloofehKitteh: and you're all like
[09:05] FloofehKitteh: who the hell
[09:05] FloofehKitteh: is that
[09:05] FloofehKitteh: ?
[09:05] N A I T O neko x: yes
[09:05] N A I T O neko x: XD
[09:05] N A I T O neko x: Unfortunately
[09:05] N A I T O neko x: I can't really add Rosetail in
[09:05] FloofehKitteh: well in BP she's one of Bluestar's friends
[09:05] FloofehKitteh: anyone that's read BP knows Rosetail
[09:05] N A I T O neko x: if she actually has some character analysis
[09:05] N A I T O neko x: then she can be added in
[09:05] FloofehKitteh: Rosetail's like a main character in BP XD
[09:06] FloofehKitteh: she's the blabbermouth when Bluefur's pregnant xD
[09:07] N A I T O neko x: Anyway
[09:07] N A I T O neko x: We need a solution to two mentoring dilemmas
[09:07] FloofehKitteh: Rosetail: CONGRATS THRUSHPELT, I KNEW BLUEFUR WOULD LIKE YOU EVENTUALLY
Thrushpelt: o...kay.
-later-
Thrushpelt: ...Okay, so I know and you know they are NOT mine.
Bluefur: >.> nope. but will you say you're the dad?
Thrushpelt: uhm okay.
[09:07] N A I T O neko x: And you can add Rosetail to the list

[F I R E *]

[21:01] N A I T O neko x: And we'll start with the classic...
[21:01] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: Windstar, don't you already have a mate? GODDAMNIT STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME
[21:03] N A I T O neko x: Windstar: Mate? What mate?
[21:03] N A I T O neko x: Gorsestar: *taking pictures*
[21:04] N A I T O neko x: Riverstar: UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
[21:04] N A I T O neko x: Gorsestar: HARDCORE PR0NZ!
[21:05] FloofehKitteh: Crowfeather: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M RELATED TO YOU :c -points at Windstar- IT'S DISGRACEFUL
Windstar: YOUR MOM'S DISGRACEFUL
Shadowstar: OOOOH SHE WENT THERE
Gorsestar: NOW IT'S HARDCORE BITCHFIGHT
[21:06] N A I T O neko x: Graystripe: WHERE THE FXCK IS THE BEER!?!?!?!?!?!
[21:06] N A I T O neko x: Leafpool: oh shut up you guys.
[21:06] N A I T O neko x: Jayfeather: BITCH.
[21:06] N A I T O neko x: Leafpool: WHAT'D YOU CALL ME
[21:07] N A I T O neko x: Jayfeather: I MEAN GODDAMNIT YOU KEPT IT A SECRET FOR LIKE WHO KNOWS HOW LONG YOU WERE OUR MOTHER lol spoilers. XD
[21:07] N A I T O neko x: Leafpool:
[21:07] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: *sings off-key* I LIKE SUNSHINE, PUPPIES, AND RAAAAAINBOWS~
[21:07] N A I T O neko x: Oakheart: What WERE you thinking when you picked HIM, Bluestar?
[21:08] FloofehKitteh: Bluestar: I HAVE NO IDEA. -points at Spottedleaf- IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR THAT PIECE OF CRAP PROPHECY
[21:09] N A I T O neko x: Spottedleaf: WHY DOES NO ONE LIKE ME! *sob*
[21:09] N A I T O neko x: Millie: Because you're a Mary Sue?
[21:09] N A I T O neko x: Silverstream: Pff look who's talking >:C
[21:10] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: HAY GAIZ, I'M FEELING COLD AND LONELY. WHO WANTS TO BE MY SNUGGLE-BUDDY?~
[21:10] N A I T O neko x: (ohshi-)
[21:11] FloofehKitteh: Cinderpelt: I DO
Graystripe: AW HELL TO THE NAW! HOW DARE YOU TRY AND TAKE MY MAN, GIRLFRIEND, THAT JUST AIN'T GONNA FLY >:C -snaps... paws in a Z formation-
[21:11] FloofehKitteh: (yes. Graystripe is now ghettofab)
[21:12] N A I T O neko x: (I giggled so hard when I read that.)
[21:12] FloofehKitteh: (he would be. living with those city kittypets. I'm surprised Millie isn't ghettofab either. She'd be so cool if she was.)
[21:12] FloofehKitteh: (she'd have character depth lmao)
[21:12] N A I T O neko x: (YES.)
[21:13] N A I T O neko x: Bluestar: Bitches, you all know that he's mine
Oakheart: SHIT NOT THIS AGAIN
[21:14] FloofehKitteh: Millie: GRAYSTRIPE. YOU KNOW I'M FROM THE WEST SIDE OF TOWN WHERE WE CUT A BITCH AND THEN RUN LIKE HELL, DON'T YOU DARE CHEAT ON ME
Graystripe: AW, THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD GIIIIIIIIIRL
Runningwind: -pops out of nowhere- GIRL CAN I HAVE YO' NUMBER? CAN I HAAAAAAAAVE IT? CAN I HAVE YO NUMBER?
[21:15] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: No one likes you anyway, Millie
[21:15] N A I T O neko x: Tigerstar: FIRESTAR! HOW CRUEL OF YOU!
[21:17] FloofehKitteh: Millie: AT LEAST I'M NOT A PANSY. REMEMBER, I'M FROM THE WEST SIDE
Firestar: WHO'RE YOU CALLING A PANSY?
Millie: YOU, FOOL. DON'T YOU DARE INSULT ME AGAIN, IMMA CUT YOU
[21:17] FloofehKitteh: (...this makes me want to start a crack!warriors site set in an urban area where the cats talk ghettofab)
[21:19] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: I'M NO PANSY! "FIRE ALONE CAN SAVE THE CLAN!" HELLO!? WHY THE HELL WOULD THAT GODDAMN PROPHECY COME UP IF I WAS A PANSY?
Runningwind: *starts yodeling*
Firestar: *suddenly starts sobbing* MOMMY! RUNNINGWIND IS HURTING MY EARRRRS!!
[21:20] FloofehKitteh: Runningwind: -watches Firestar run off- ... c8 -crawls up to Millie- guuuuuuuuuurl can I get cho' numbah?
Millie: NO.
[21:20] N A I T O neko x: Graystripe: Oh c'mon Running, what the hell was that for.
Runningwind: YOUR FACE!
Graystripe: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FACE?
Runningwind: HAHAHAHAHA!
[21:21] N A I T O neko x: Graystripe: Goddamnit I need a beer...
[21:21] N A I T O neko x: Bluestar: OH MY GAWD. OAKHEART, WHY DO I HANG OUT WITH THESE LOSERS.
[21:22] N A I T O neko x: Thunderstar: *makes screeching noises as in the background he is raped by Windstar, but no one seems to notice the actual raping*
[21:23] FloofehKitteh: Gorsestar: -except him who's taping it- PR0NZ
Shadowstar: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MORE PR0NZ FOR MY PR0NZ COLLECTION
[21:24] N A I T O neko x: Firestar: I have feelings too... >: WHO'S GOING TO COMFORT ME? D:
[21:25] N A I T O neko x: Tigerstar: OOH I DO I DO
[21:25] N A I T O neko x: Everyone: *stare*
[21:25] N A I T O neko x: Tigerstar: What?
[21:51] FloofehKitteh: Graystripe: BACK OFF GIRLFRIEND
Tigerstar: I'M NOT A GIRL. ;_;
Millie: OH HONEY CHILD, THERE'S SOME THINGS YO' MAMA DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL YOU

[21:25] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: ... Firestar is totally a pansy.
[21:26] ••{{ stickerr!: Yep.
[21:26] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: FIREHEART IS A PANSY EVERYONE!
[21:26] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Fireheart: You guys... D:
[21:26] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Pandaheart: XD
[21:26] ••{{ stickerr!: Graystripe: It's only the truth man. -pats-
[21:27] ••{{ stickerr!: Nightlily: -glares at Pandaheart- don't get involved.
[21:27] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Fireheart: I hate you all. So much.
[21:27] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Pandaheart: Aww, I think someone needs a hug.
[21:27] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Pandaheart: (orneedstogetlaid)
[21:28] ••{{ stickerr!: Nightlily: I think you are the last person who should suggest that.
Graystripe: . . . you... hate me? -tears up-
[21:29] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Pandaheart: What do you mean by that? *glares at Nightlily*
Fireheart: ... StarClandamnit.
[21:30] ••{{ stickerr!: Nightlily: Like you've ever even got close to being hugged.
Graystripe: -nuzzles fireheart- do you really hate me? -whimpers-
[21:31] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Pandaheart: Oh really now? I guess I could change that right now... *approaches Nightlily*
Fireheart: *wimps out to try to back up his previous statement* No no I don't D:
[21:32] ••{{ stickerr!: Nightlily: O.O' -backs away slowly- Don't you even think about it.
Graystripe: -looks at fireheart with teary, wide eyes-
[21:33] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Pandaheart: *grins slyly, then crouches*
Fireheart: Don't cry D:
[21:34] ••{{ stickerr!: Nightlily: Don't. You. Dare.
Graystripe: -whimpers again-
[21:35] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Pandaheart: *leaps up and glomps Nightlily*
Fireheart: I DON'T HATE YOU, OKAY? D: I like you!
[21:36] ••{{ stickerr!: Nightlily: Ahh! O.o' -secretly doesn't mind-
Graystripe: -smirks and hugs Fireheart- I knew it.
[21:37] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: (XDDDD I love the "secretly doesn't mind")
[21:37] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Pandaheart: <3 You like me hugging you, huh, babe? *flirty brow*
[21:38] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Fireheart: *secretly likes being hugged by Graystripe* >_> Geez, you...
[21:38] ••{{ stickerr!: Nightlily: -blushes under fur but doesn't struggle- Damnit Pandaheart get off me!
Graystripe: :3
[21:39] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Pandaheart: And why should I do that? *smirks, but backs away from Nightlily anyway* Awww, how cute. *glancing at Fireheart and Graystripe*
Fireheart: Whaa-- no! *blushing furiously under fur*
[21:40] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: (XD this is fun)
[21:41] ••{{ stickerr!: Nightlily: -gets to paws still blushing- When i get my claws on you... [/empty threat]
Graystripe: O.O -gets off Fireheart and backs away- uhh....
(it is isn't it. xD)
[21:42] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Pandaheart: Oh, what are you going to do? Naughty things? *wiggles his eyebrows*
Fireheart: *purposely doesn't face Graystripe* Pandaheart! Shut up!
[21:43] ••{{ stickerr!: Nightlily: What... No! O.O' -blushes harder- Yeah what he said! -points at Fireheart-
Graystripe: Yeah! Shut up! -avoids looking at Fireheart-
[21:44] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Pandaheart: Oh, so you're going to agree with the gender-confused over-emotional tom over there?
Fireheart: IF I TRY TO KILL YOU, WILL YOU SCREAM FOR HELP!?
[21:45] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: (aww poor Fireheart D: )
[21:45] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: (XD)
[21:45] ••{{ stickerr!: (XDD)
[21:46] ••{{ stickerr!: Nightlily: -looks at Fireheart for a moment- No. I'm going to tell you to SHUT UP myself!
Graystripe: I'll help! -grins wickedly-
[21:49] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Pandaheart: TRANSSEXUAL.
Fireheart: PLAYER!
Pandaheart: Ooh, how do you know that term? Pansy.
Fireheart: FUGLY LUMP OF FUR!
Pandaheart: WTF. YOU JUST INSULTED MY APPEARANCE. I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOW.
Fireheart: ' Uh... whore?
Pandaheart: *bitch-slaps Fireheart* Yeah that's right
[21:49] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: (XDDDDDDDDDDDD that was so fun to write out you have no idea)
[21:49] ••{{ stickerr!: (XDDDDDDDDD)
[21:50] ••{{ stickerr!: Nightlily & Graystripe: O.O'
[21:51] ••{{ stickerr!: Graystripe: -Goes to pull fireheart away-
Nightlily: Pandaheart! Leave Fireheart alone!
[21:52] ••{{ stickerr!: (We so need to hurry up and make Panda & Night)
[21:52] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Pandaheart: *before Graystripe reaches him, hits Fireheart over the head*
Fireheart: owowowow... I see starrrss... Redtail, izzat you?~ *falls over*
Pandaheart: *neutral tone* I'm bored. Let's have sex, Nightlily.
[21:52] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: (XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
[21:54] ••{{ stickerr!: Nightlily: O.O' No. Way.
Graystripe: ><' God Damnit Pandaheart! -drags Fireheart away-
(XDDD I just got weird looks from my whole family cause I fell off my chair laughing)
[21:56] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: (XD LMAO)
[21:56] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: Fireheart: ILY GRAYSTRIPE!~~
Pandaheart: So NOW he admits it.
[21:58] ••{{ stickerr!: Graystripe: O.o' -blushes udner fu and drags Fireheart behind bush-
Nightlily: -whacks Pandaheart over the head- Damnit Pandaheart, stay out of ThunderClan's problems!
[21:58] ルイージ [ruīji] ● sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up ● lappy is back!: (LOL THUNDERCLAN'S PROBLEMS. NICE WAY TO PUT IT. XDDD)