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Sept 19, 2009 20:55:09 GMT -8
Post by F I R E * on Sept 19, 2009 20:55:09 GMT -8
Let's go onto a game that's called Weird Newscasters...
Ryan is desperate to quell rumors that he's gay (and he's playing as the weatherman)
... with our crazy weather man, Sunny Skys!
Well... Thank you very much. Well, let's just look at the weather, I just grab my pointer... NOT THAT I NEED SOMETHING IN MY HAND BECAUSE I DON'T... We're going to have sunny skies over the Rockies... the Rockies which resemble women's breasts, which I love, by the way... NOTHING MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN WOMEN'S BREASTS. And it should be sunny and clear for the entire weekend -- BY THE WAY, *points at the men* NOBODY FINDS YOUR DANCING EXCITING.
[/center][/quote] A thousand points to everybody and nice try for Ryan.
*gets up threateningly and says in a deep voice* Thanks, Drew.
No kiddin', Ryan, that was great!
*deep voice* Let's goooooo.
[/color][/blockquote][/blockquote][/center][/quote] Let me tell you all about men
I walk the walk
I don't care what people say
Just let them talk
All the rumors goin' 'round
Yeah, they're kind of scary
I guess I'm gonna have to
Stop a'showerin' with Drew Carrey
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Sept 19, 2009 21:00:03 GMT -8
Post by F I R E * on Sept 19, 2009 21:00:03 GMT -8
A thousand points to everybody and nice try for Ryan.
*gets up threateningly and says in a deep voice* Thanks, Drew.
No kiddin', Ryan, that was great!
*deep voice* Let's goooooo.
[/color][/blockquote][/blockquote][/center][/quote] Let me tell you all about men
I walk the walk
I don't care what people say
Just let them talk
All the rumors goin' 'round
Yeah, they're kind of scary
I guess I'm gonna have to
Stop a'showerin' with Drew Carrey
[/color][/center][/blockquote][/blockquote][/quote] Questions only
Godzilla
Are you gonna go kill 'em?
... Are you gay?
... Don't you know that Drew Carrey is the only man who can give you the answer to that question?
*suddenly heads toward Ryan's shirt*
What are you doing? What are you doing? What was that for?
I don't know! XD
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Sept 19, 2009 21:34:48 GMT -8
Post by F I R E * on Sept 19, 2009 21:34:48 GMT -8
I HAVE A GUB... GUB... GUN. GUUUUN!
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Sept 19, 2009 21:41:58 GMT -8
Post by -- claritypaw ( or twi :D ) on Sept 19, 2009 21:41:58 GMT -8
THERE'S VERY FEW CALORIES IN LICKING COLIN'S HEAD.
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Sept 19, 2009 21:58:32 GMT -8
Post by -- claritypaw ( or twi :D ) on Sept 19, 2009 21:58:32 GMT -8
Times when eney-meanie-miney-moe is not an appropriate selection method.
Enie-meanie-miney-moe. Congrats, Mr. Bush, you're the president. |
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Sept 19, 2009 22:01:59 GMT -8
Post by F I R E * on Sept 19, 2009 22:01:59 GMT -8
(( all right, the inside joke for this one is that Ryan failed to whistle when he was cued, but was able to whistle afterward, so it became a popular theme in that one episode ))
Broadway Musical with Three Heads
Whistler's Mother
"Whistle on Cue"
(( what they're supposed to do is sing one word at a time, and the order goes Wayne-Ryan-Colin ))
There's a woman who's there
She is beautiful with her long hair and smile
Her whistling drives me wild
*whistling*
She says *whistling*
She does
I have two arms
She does not
I love her arms
She loves clothes
*whistling*
*glowers, then whistles*
... Again
Whistling Mother
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Sept 20, 2009 9:54:00 GMT -8
Post by -- claritypaw ( or twi :D ) on Sept 20, 2009 9:54:00 GMT -8
I'll give you a thousand points if you can find a brain-scrubber that'll get that tongue-wagging thing outta my head so I can sleep tonight. |
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