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Sept 19, 2009 20:12:53 GMT -8
Post by -- claritypaw ( or twi :D ) on Sept 19, 2009 20:12:53 GMT -8
Bachelor number three, if you were gonna by me like a-a pet. Like, what kind of pet would that be and what would you call it?
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Sept 19, 2009 20:16:31 GMT -8
Post by -- claritypaw ( or twi :D ) on Sept 19, 2009 20:16:31 GMT -8
OOOOMIGOOOOSH. WHAT IS THIS? DID A GRAPE ATAAAACK YOOOOOU? |
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Sept 19, 2009 20:19:49 GMT -8
Post by -- claritypaw ( or twi :D ) on Sept 19, 2009 20:19:49 GMT -8
There better be some extra points in for this!
I'm sorry, we used all the points to fix the glass! |
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Sept 19, 2009 20:24:29 GMT -8
Post by F I R E * on Sept 19, 2009 20:24:29 GMT -8
Wow, man, you went all out on that one.
There better be some extra points in this. >:3
I'm sorry WE SPENT ALL THE POINTS REPLACING THE GLASS.
Heh heh... *to Colin* Was that lit?
Oh, yes, it was.
OH HO HO HO HO Man, it was--
It would be better if your head burst into flames.
XDDDDDD
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Sept 19, 2009 20:26:17 GMT -8
Post by F I R E * on Sept 19, 2009 20:26:17 GMT -8
There better be some extra points in for this!
I'm sorry, we used all the points to fix the glass! How many fingers am I holding up?
Uh... four?
Eh, close enough...
How about me? *sticks up the middle finger*
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Sept 19, 2009 20:30:17 GMT -8
Post by F I R E * on Sept 19, 2009 20:30:17 GMT -8
Unfortunate wedding night confessions
Or just... just use your own if you have to. XD
... Uhm... I'm Drew Carrey.
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Sept 19, 2009 20:32:50 GMT -8
Post by F I R E * on Sept 19, 2009 20:32:50 GMT -8
Inappropriate compliments to give your mother
You 'er lookin' hot.
Are you wearing a Milk-Duds? (inside joke, referring to the previous "names for bras" posted here earlier)
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Sept 19, 2009 20:34:44 GMT -8
Post by F I R E * on Sept 19, 2009 20:34:44 GMT -8
I'll hate you all for this... What Drew Carrey is thinking right now
I wish Ryan would stand on this side so I could look at his ass.
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Sept 19, 2009 20:49:28 GMT -8
Post by F I R E * on Sept 19, 2009 20:49:28 GMT -8
Let's go onto a game that's called Weird Newscasters...
Ryan is desperate to quell rumors that he's gay (and he's playing as the weatherman)
... with our crazy weather man, Sunny Skys!
Well... Thank you very much. Well, let's just look at the weather, I just grab my pointer... NOT THAT I NEED SOMETHING IN MY HAND BECAUSE I DON'T... We're going to have sunny skies over the Rockies... the Rockies which resemble women's breasts, which I love, by the way... NOTHING MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN WOMEN'S BREASTS. And it should be sunny and clear for the entire weekend -- BY THE WAY, *points at the men* NOBODY FINDS YOUR DANCING EXCITING.
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Sept 19, 2009 20:53:10 GMT -8
Post by F I R E * on Sept 19, 2009 20:53:10 GMT -8
Let's go onto a game that's called Weird Newscasters...
Ryan is desperate to quell rumors that he's gay (and he's playing as the weatherman)
... with our crazy weather man, Sunny Skys!
Well... Thank you very much. Well, let's just look at the weather, I just grab my pointer... NOT THAT I NEED SOMETHING IN MY HAND BECAUSE I DON'T... We're going to have sunny skies over the Rockies... the Rockies which resemble women's breasts, which I love, by the way... NOTHING MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN WOMEN'S BREASTS. And it should be sunny and clear for the entire weekend -- BY THE WAY, *points at the men* NOBODY FINDS YOUR DANCING EXCITING.
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*gets up threateningly and says in a deep voice* Thanks, Drew.
No kiddin', Ryan, that was great!
*deep voice* Let's goooooo.
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